dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Dan Mosavi

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.

Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.

by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

Lt. Danned

Fucking someone to the point of paraplegia

My legs don't work. You Lt. Danned me. Well done. Fucker.

by Awlupinthis July 24, 2017

Dan Moss

A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole

Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man

by DOOGIEFORLOLZ June 26, 2018

Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 22, 2018

ravioli dan

Ravioli Dan is a term for a short man who is wider than he is tall. His shape literally is that of a ravioli.

Lol Tina look at Ravioli Dan waddle his fat ass across the street.

by WitchRed September 28, 2017

dan's girlfriend

A girl so large that she is the universe.
AKA DGF

"Hey dude, would you date the hottest gay guy ever, or Dan's girlfriend?"
"Well, Dan's Girlfriend is the universe, so I'd be dating both regardless."

by Tigh November 1, 2017