Em Job

What your bro calls getting wicked sloppy toppy from his girlfriend commonly referred to as em
Wheres Robby? I dunno dude I think hes getting an em job
by hjiig December 22, 2018
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going for a job

Going for a poo
Will be back In a minute, I'm going for a job , bog , crap
by Going for a poo April 08, 2017
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tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!
Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.
by darkwizardnamedwugga June 20, 2011
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peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.
by Lemongelo Jackson May 01, 2009
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Scrub Job

When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.

My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
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JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
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Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014
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