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Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well
John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.
by Dnurse15 April 3, 2022
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peel job

Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
Okay, kid, let's see what we got... Sweet! Peel job.
by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009
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Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.
When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job
by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015
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Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014
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scottish job

The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends
I got in a fight at the bar because I tried a Scottish job on another man.
by Erin.mls February 29, 2020
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Kabob job

When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole
I was completely wasted at this party and got an immaculate kabob job from this random girl
by Blue taki September 18, 2020
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slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.
Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."
by toolroom October 20, 2015
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