by hjiig December 22, 2018
by Going for a poo April 08, 2017
by darkwizardnamedwugga June 20, 2011
Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
by Lemongelo Jackson May 01, 2009
When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018
An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014