Florida

Florida is a state with a variety of people, you have crackheads, heroin babies, and retarded drunk people.

So here in Orlando, there are people dead from overdoses in the middle of the street.

Us cops do not give a shit about people in Florida, So come on down, theirs so much you can experience in Florida.

You can get your face ripped off, you can overdose on ketamine, or you could just get high as a kite.

So come on down where the sun don't shine. This is sponsored by Orlando, Florida. So come on down, what are you waiting for? :)
You wont regret coming to Florida. :)
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Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.
I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.
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state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.
Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard
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