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Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.
My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.
by 2lisimst January 22, 2020
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Maggie noodles

Maggie noodles is a type of instant noodles made by Nestle. An Indian will make it at-least 200 times a year. The noodles are very customisable and every household has their own recipe.
by youcantseeme56 June 25, 2021
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Noodle Strudle

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.
Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.
by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014
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goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
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Noodle-kun

The worst person you will ever meet.
This person will never grow up and won't let you have your own opinion. Thininkg that they are superior and ends up being hated by everyone.

If you spot a Noodle-kun please don't talk with them
Karen: This boy is so annoying . He keeps insulting my skills.
Salsa: Girl he is such a Noodle-kun. Dump him!
by Unknown User 👤 May 27, 2020
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Danger noodle

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
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spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.
Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle
by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017
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