Moose Crickets

Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.

John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!

by Glacier Princess May 03, 2008

mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

by pooeyhead April 09, 2014

Snow Moose

A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's

Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose

by Dani! ♡ July 21, 2022

moose herder

A term a republican disillusioned by Trump developed to reflect not aligning or supporting him.

He used this as a nod towards Teddy Roosevelt's bull moose party. Please noone tell this jackass the bull moose party was progressive af lol.

This Republican says if you hate Trump be a moose herder. I mean don't threaten us with a good time.

by Againsth8te July 21, 2019

Moose knuckle

When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name

Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!

by Redneck11 December 05, 2016

rising moose

A hairy boner.

Back in Canada they called me the rising moose...

by ComicSanss May 17, 2016

papey moose

A man of supreme physical looks, who is intelligent and very well respected

Prince, or king papey moose

by naparoo July 21, 2010