Monday

The day you are not allowed to be broken up with on.

Boy: I'm breaking up with you
Girl: You can't it's a Monday

by thehoneyofthebees November 1, 2021

Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water

I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send

by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023

The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021

special monday

Special Monday is the last Monday of every October where you have to get zooted or hammered.

Hey man are you ready for special Monday tonight?

by Jakkt October 26, 2020

Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).

You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!

by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022

Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022

Business Monday

Between 1800 to 0000 on a Sunday evening when most businesses are closed, and for all intents and purposes, it might as well be Monday.

T: "I've already got two things done off my to do list for this week."
A: "Don't you mean next week?"
T: "Yeah but it might as well be tomorrow now."
A: <shrugs> "Business Monday, innit."

by nekro3 May 16, 2018