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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.
by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016
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The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
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Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!
Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!
by EU Terrorist November 5, 2019
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Stroke it Monday

The horniest kickoff to the week, where you crank up the vibe and fire off a steamy masturbation pic or vid to a friend. It’s all about flaunting your solo game with a wink and a smirk, turning Monday’s grind into a straight-up grind session.
Caught myself on Stroke It Monday, sent my work friend a spicy clip, and now we’re both ready to conquer the week.
Synonyms: Masturbation Monday, but with more swagger.
by Jackrabbit76er October 26, 2025
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Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.
Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.
by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025
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Sunday Monday

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.
"Man that kid comes to church every Sunday", "yeah, but hes a real Sunday Monday"
by 5689 September 9, 2012
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