Catalina has mommy issues 

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

Catalina has mommy issues by anonymous March 8, 2022

the activist mommy 

An honest, moral female who fights for the truth and against the corruption and evil of our world

I wish I were as awesome as the activist mommy, but since I'm a loser with no life and am morally bankrupt, I'll sit in my mom's basement and troll her and her kids instead.

the activist mommy by TrollsArePathetic13 June 20, 2017

stay at home mommy 

one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other

Go ahead honey, be a stay at home mommy...I have 2 go 2, uh, work...now...

stay at home mommy by Squeegee721 July 7, 2008

a mommy guard 

A mom that protects her son who just got beat up. The boy who got beat up will gain super natural powers when having a mommy guard and will use his mom as a human shield while he talks shit and hit you while his mommy protects him. The mommy guard will also call the police and sick a dog on you while the abused boy claims victory thinking he owned you. The abused boy is usually a natural born loser who has a job did well in school doesn't do drugs, doesn't drink but still sucks at life. He stays home everyday playing codmow 2 never had a girlfriend and thinks that he's cool when really he's not.

dude 1: My bro was kicking my ass but I used a mommy guard and she came and protected me so that I can get in a few shots of my own without the fear of being hit back, I'm so badass. My mommy told me that I won.

dude 2: No, he beat you up and you received family counseling for it and missed a couple of days of work remember?

dude 1: I owned him my mommy was there she saw it ask her.

dude 2: you suck go play codmow2 you little spaz.

a mommy guard by naybor December 19, 2009

Dommy Mommy 

Dommy mommy is a sexy animal often occuring in ones dream cooking in the kitchen. Dommy mommies also have stretchy chickens.

Dommy Mommy gave me a rubber chicken.

Dommy Mommy by boobymoomy December 31, 2021

diaper mommy 

A diaper mother not to be confused with a diaper daddy

Mosey on over here diaper mommy

diaper mommy by Thomas Grocki (@Grockstar) November 7, 2017

The Mommy’s 

y’all are the best friends I could ever have. I’m very thankful for y’all. We cry, laugh and smile through every situation (: we are strong no matter what. We are always honest with each other at least I hope, and we’re all beautiful in our own ways!! Also thank you our queen aubree for making the group chat.

Aubree = the one who wrote this lmao and she is the beautiful founder of this gc.

Alyssa = the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. ❤️

Natalie = a beautiful queen that’s very funny.

Isabelle = a pretty girl that makes us smile. 😸

Addison L = Leas wife ofc, she is has great humor oml 🛐

Brynnly = loves using potty language. B@lls. Ew.. but she’s very funny too (:

Lea = the queen !! Addison L’s wife. She calls us queen 😻

Grace = the most beautiful ginger girl I’ve ever seen. She’s very sweet (:

Ava = idk about her but she’s very pretty and sweet (:

And last but not least Taylor

Taylor = just recently joined the mommy’s gc on Snapchat. She’s very sweet and pretty (:

Please don’t get offended of what I said. We are all perfect (:

I LOVE YOU GUYS FROM THE MOON AND BACK! ❤️

Girl 1: have you heard of the mommy’s gc?

Girl 2: no? What’s that?

Girl 1: it’s the most beautiful mommy’s in one group chat!! I wish I was in it.

Girl 2: show me pictures of them!

Girl 1: * shows pictures *

Girl 2 : wow they are beautiful!! The pink glasses girl is my favorite 😻

The Mommy’s by Swaggy 🛐 October 16, 2021