May 11th 

National ask your crush out day

Ask your crush out on may 11th

May 11th by Jajskdkenrnrbr May 10, 2021

May 19th 

It’s national give ur gf your hoodie day!!

“Hey babe it’s May 19th, *gives hoodie”

May 19th by Koolkid08 May 18, 2021

May 29 

National Punch Day

On May 29 you are allowed to punch or kick anyone you want

May 29 by koaladrip May 29, 2021

may 2

This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.

Hey, today is may 2.

may 2 by Davisbro123 April 30, 2022

May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

May 17 by Nana Jan May 16, 2022

May 17

The day u need to eat out ur gf but ask permission first

Bf: hey bae can I eat u out
Gf:why
Bf:cuz it’s may 17
Gf:oh ok sure I’m down

May 17 by Jaysucksaniggasdick May 16, 2022

May 29 

The day where depressed bitches with daddy issues were born.

Person 1: "Hey I heard it's Adrienne's birthday today."
Person 2: "Poor girl..."
Person 1: "Why?
Person 2: "It's May 29th."

May 29 by sidnkssbdisjs November 2, 2019