linkedin logs

The act of taking a massive shit while updating your profile while searching for a new job.

Shaniqua often takes LinkedIn logs and claims it helps her network to get out of her dead end job.

by Botta Bing July 30, 2019

trog log

1. A vehicle that is home to the trog.
2. A busted up pos Dodge brown van that wreaks of fecal matter and urine.

1. The man in the yellow shirt pissed all over the trog log.

2. Its fun to throw rocks at the trog log.

3. Doug drop kicked the trog log.

by Man In The Yellow Shirt March 1, 2004

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 18, 2007

jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.

"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."

by lebrewski September 18, 2013

log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche

I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!

by auntiereese August 13, 2014

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

by Eitis July 8, 2020