Bade Log

People who don't reply to your reels

aree tum toh bade log ho

by justaweirdgal September 08, 2023

jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.

"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."

by lebrewski September 18, 2013

log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche

I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!

by auntiereese August 13, 2014

bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018

dog-a-log

word to be said to canine friend when drunk or otherwise smashed.

hello ma wee dog-a-log. stop effing barking at me!!

by bruce beckers February 16, 2007

Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 29, 2016

Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

by Eitis July 08, 2020