sea logs

when you take a solid shit in the ocean

"Yo bro im about to drop some sea logs in the beach water bruhhhh my sklimealatata"

by Krazyguy3000 July 15, 2020

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

jack log

A small length of bubble wrap rolled into a log, taped, and used for male masturbation.

"My mom was cleaning out my room while I was at camp and found my jack log in the closet. Now she'll hide the bubble wrap from me."

by lebrewski September 18, 2013

Bade Log

People who don't reply to your reels

aree tum toh bade log ho

by justaweirdgal September 8, 2023

log in to tci

u fucked up

log in to tci so go home

by qazwsxecd November 30, 2020

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021