by Yoloswagmoneypants June 16, 2020

by Suicide helpline April 4, 2017

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.
2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.
There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.
by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."
Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"
Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."
Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"
Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."
by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

a prosperous business located in the centre of the world, Auschwitz concentration camp with several other locations around the world
by one spicccy boi with 3 c's October 21, 2020

"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.
by muff diver October 25, 2017
