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left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.
Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.
by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023
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Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.
Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”
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Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
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Get in the left lane

If someone asks you to get in the left lane they want to engage in sexual intercourse with you
You should ask that really hot guy if he wants to “get in the left lane
by loopssjahiiol August 21, 2023
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Tar Hill Lane

The left lane of the interstate that is usually occupied by North Carolina drivers in surrounding states.
Look at that North Carolinan in the left lane Jerry. He’s going 5 under and blocking traffic. That’s the tar hill lane.
by Dnurse15 August 25, 2023
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OD lane mana

When you feed to enemy team too much until their carry got fat, you gotta ask which lane OD is, to switch the blame so you can save your piece of shit ass
OD lane mana? Asal fat sangat (while dying 17 times)
by Awokawokawok August 26, 2023
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Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.
Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"
by Saturos60 September 2, 2023
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