Lane Mathmatics

The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.

Biffa: "Oh this junction is chock-a-block! What it needs is some lane mathmatics!"

by Saturos60 September 2, 2023

left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.

Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.

by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023

Relapse Lane

The Road you drive past in order to get to a bigger city with more opportunity. Yet those times where you have just a little bit of fuck it In your system or the succubus @ 245 relapse Ln calls and it drags you right smooth off through the sailors gap…..pretty much a hamster wheel with a revolving door.

Human being #1 : “Man I sure am thankful I haven’t fallen back down the ole relapse lane here recently, look at poor human being #3”

Human Being #2 : “ Man that #3 dude thinks he’s got it made, and he has lost his house, vehicle, kids, his fucking dignity all to house #245. Poor fool doesn’t even know it but he’s been ate up and spit out by relapse lane.”

by Nofunwhentherabbithasthegun👈🏼 July 10, 2023

Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.

I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.

by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023

Lane D’Arcy

Lane D’arcy is the best person I’ve ever met. He keeps to himself and treats you as if you’re the only person in the world. Though he gets easily jealous, he is easy to love.

Have you met Lane D’arcy? He’s a great friend

by _Unimportant_ November 22, 2021

Lane

An albino bitch who try’s to act black but knows he never will be also he gets no bitches I think he’s gay but

Lanes a faggout u bitch boy

by Hehehe tickle tickle November 21, 2021

Lane

Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.

But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.

Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.

If you have a Lane..DON'T LET HIM GO!

Lane is a keeper. Soul-Mate. Someones lover. Sweet talker and smile.
I am in love with Lane.

Lane Loves his girlfriend.

Lane working on his F-150 so that its ready for his birthday.

by NickA2007 June 29, 2022