pointy kitty

another name for a rat or other rodent. From the cult animation, The Simpsons, where Ralph gets bitten by a rat

"Owww Pointy kitty bit me!"

by Heather S. April 24, 2006

Kitty Elephant

Kitty Elephant is a hilarious game you play with a cat and a sock, you simply place the sock tightly around the cat's head and watch it smash into stuff and do funny seizure like dances while it tries to remove the covering from it's head.
Best results while intoxicated, and remember the more high strung the cat the better.

"I'm bored, lets play Kitty Elephant!"
*places dirty sock on cats head*
*watches cat shit itself trying to remove sock*
"Man! That cat is going crazy trying to get the sock off his head!"

by Kyle Greene March 21, 2005

feed the kitty

To have sex with a girl with a beautiful pussy.

I have to go home and feed the kitty

by Chopp Nuts July 20, 2010

Jumpy-Kitty

A small, adorable girl or cat who pounces on people when in love with them.
Example photo:
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg114/shadowwolf9927/l_b6c12af82dfe3267fe7c8f66b93f6e-1.jpg

My angel is also my jumpy-kitty!

by Cockapuffoon January 20, 2009

kitty snickers

A treat enjoyed by many dogs consisting of a cat turd with kitty litter stuck all over it

I wouldn't let bingo lick your face. I just saw him eat a kitty snickers.

by Wardbax October 2, 2008

slut kitty

An absolutely gorgeous girl, who has an awesome personality, nice eyes, and a great body. Although she is still a virgin, girls get jealous of her because all the guys want her, and guys get mad because she won't give them what they want.

Do you see Savanna over there? Yes, OMG, she is such a slut kitty!

by RaGinGxDrUnK19K May 31, 2013

chaotic kitty

An extremely pathetic and desperate little scene kid with a dead raccoon planted on it's head as a "hair cut". It puts white foundation on with a paint roller and eye liner on with a highlighter pen. This strange species loves to creepishly smother people with hugs and has teeth that could compare to pensioners that have been drowned in a sewer. This creatures special ability is being able to take it from two hardcore kids at the same time in the public area of an alcoholic-ridden car park.

You are such a chaotic kitty, it makes me sick!

by scenekidsmakemelaugh October 4, 2010