Kittens

Cute little demons that will scratch at you it won’t hurt but once they get older their crazy demons

The cute kittens meowed and struggled to get out of my grasp

by Dead ☠️ November 9, 2021

Kitten jojo

Kitten jojo is the most meaningful and wholesome person in the whole world. They can change your bad mood in 2 seconds. Everything jojo does is just wonderful, its a shame not getting to know them. Hand in marriage jojo pls, Everyday is something 2 enjoy with them. They are the person that youd need 4life. Their love is so affectionate youd drown. Their look is so beautiful ud blind yourself. Their personality matches yours so well its amazing. They know when to be serious, happy and sympathic. You should forever love them they're literally the best. You can tell them a secret and talk shit abt anyone, they would keep it a secret. Joline you're the one that deserves the entire world, you make me so happy everyday please never leave me.

I love you so much, my beloved Kitten jojo

from your bestfriend, noen

by kaitoslover June 1, 2022

mama kitten

a sexual turn-on where one partner pretends to be the sick baby kitten and the other pretends to be the mom who saves the kittens life

sequoia: my husband and i were having some trouble being sexually turned-on by each other..but then we tried the "mama kitten" and now you can barely get us out of bed!
redwood: wow my fiancee and i should try that..

by charlotticka September 3, 2013

All kittens and moonbeams

Everything is just fine.

Going through the process of retiring from the U.S.N. was all kittens and moonbeams.

by JCA/Bremerton August 3, 2023

White Chocolate Kitten

When a Milk Chocolate Cat has a baby with a Dark Chocolate cat and the kitten receives the recessive genes of both cats, which has the kitten become White Chocolate, instead of the dominant colors of the Milk Chocolate, or Dark Chocolate cat.

Person 1: "Dude I got a White Chocolate Kitten."

Person 2: "You must've gotten lucky, I only have Milk and Dark Chocolate."

by Sat_rday March 22, 2025

Shitin Kittens

Acting overly excited and all worked up over something trivial.

Bob is shitin kittens waiting for the UPS truck to get here.

by j3ffr3y69 October 14, 2009

Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022