January 23

Its national lick job and blowjob day yall.

Boy: its January 23
Girl:so what?
Boy:go to urban dictionary and see what it means

by Horny momma January 22, 2021

January 29th

January 29th national cuddle your bf/gf day!!!!!

It’s January 29th
National cuddle day yay

by Pterodactyl the third January 29, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

January 1

YEET you're friend named Eden 25 times

Eden: hoi
Me: *YEETS 25 times*
Eden: WHAT WAS THAT FOR

Me: it's January 1

by Markgelabro November 9, 2019

January 29

National kiss your bf/gf day! kiss your bf or gf and they cant say no.

gf: It's January 29
bf: so
gf: its National kiss your bf/gf day!
bf:ight
*kisses*

by datbitch6969 January 29, 2020

january 15

WHEN THE BADDEST BITCHES WERE BORN

january 15th bad bitch was born!

by nigiga April 26, 2020

January 26

You're cool and probably gay

Hey I'm gay and I'm cool because I was born on January 26

by sillycelie February 20, 2020