Boner Phone

An expression used when one unexpectedly encounters something especially stupid or ridiculous out of their control. The person mimics a ringing noise, pretends to answer a pantomimed phone and says, "it's the boner phone, and it's for you."

after finishing the hunger games series "Ring, ring! It's the boner phone, and it's for you."

by vistalover August 20, 2012

drinking and phoning

to talk on the phone drunk whilist drunk and talking nonsense while speaking nonsense.

I was talking on the phone drinking and phoning, the fast food place laughed at my order, and nothing arrived

by im not a mouse April 19, 2008

Phone ho

A person who habitually talks intimately with others over the phone. That can be a 976 or 900 pay number or just someone they're interested in.

George is always talking dirty to women over the phone; he's such a phone ho.

by Allblackmax April 27, 2009

I phone

A phone that is better than any other phone

What kind of phone you got an iPhone wow a i phone what is better than any phone

by Big puss puss October 18, 2019

Phone booth

When in a remote location with poor cellular coverage, it's the one spot you can stand in where you can actually make a call.

There was no cell coverage on our camping trip, but I was able to find a phone booth at the corner of the woods.

by spiffmedic December 30, 2014

phone pinching

holding the corner of your phone over dangerous places and taking a photo

dave: bro did you see that photo steve took
alex: yeah the one of blake phone pinching!!
dave: yeah! he was holding it over the train tracks!

by yeahtheboys November 24, 2015

coyote phone

Derived from Coyote Ugly:

This occurs when you give someone your phone number when
You are under the influence (drugs or alcohol). Then you get a call from that person the next day. Now you don't remember what they looked like.

Jane went to the bar and got drunk. She met this guy after drinking way too much. He asked for her number so she gave it to him. The next morning she got a call from this guy who said they were talking last night and he wants to get together. Jane has no idea who this guy is or what he looks like. Jane has been a victim of a coyote phone.

by Tony Virelli July 11, 2006