Irish Hangover

About 10 billion times worse than a regular hangover.

Guy - "Ugh, I thought I could handle a hangover, but I can't even leave my room."

Guy's Girlfriend - "I think you have an Irish Hangover babe."

by Changeling3 August 1, 2012

dinner hangover

being totally incapable and sluggish after eating a huge meal

you: well its only 8:15pm we still have time to do something while we're downtown?

me: are you crazy! i'm gonna sit this dinner hangover out by doing my favorite activity, Nothing! Now if you'll excuse me i'm gonna slowly morph into the car-seat.

by fuzzypeachezzzz September 25, 2010

Strawberry Hangover

While fucking a girl who is on her period pull out your bloody cock and stuff it in her ass. Your Dick will look like it has a strawberry hangover!

A Strawberry Hangover makes your dick look like what a chocolate covered strawberry looks like when drizzled with white and dark chocolate!

by VTS Employees July 28, 2010

Energy Hangover

When you load up on energy drinks one night, have a total crash, and have a complete migraine headache in the morning.

I should NOT have chugged those four Monsters last night, now I have a complete energy hangover.

by Thrasher999 January 23, 2009

hangover hunch

The prominent hunch one exhibits whilst being severely hungover.

My hangover hunch was so bad driving home this morning I couldn't even see my back window in the rearview mirror.

by P-Shred January 5, 2014

hangover nut

Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.

Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?

A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.

by Connie Linquos March 12, 2014

Dorito Hangover

When for any reason one eats almost all of a bag of Doritos they will then feel the guilt of {binging}, accompanied by the feelings of nausea and abdominal discomfort along with a severe case of {Death Breath} several hours after the consumption. The hangover resembles that of an alcohol {hangover} without {the spins}. Often four letter words like "DIET" will trigger one to binge eat Doritos resulting in the Hangover aftermath. Other triggers include alcohol or drug consumption or a poor attempt to get over an emotional crisis.

I have a Dorito Hangover, don't ask!

by RevJD July 7, 2014