gilfbo

combination of gilf and bimbo/himbo/thembo

a grandma/grandpa/grandparent "i'd like to fuck" who is very stupid, sexy and kindhearted

i used to think he was a just a himbo, but it turns out he's a gilfbo!

by currymulligan October 26, 2020

Grief grease

Tears used for cranking it

We're not together anymore so I used all of my grief grease to launch a hearty wad

by Rob the stallion November 26, 2020

Grief Dropper

Someone who randomly drops sad news or grief on another person

Kyle: Hey man John what's up
John: Hey man...
John: So tell me why my whole family just died in a house fire bro?
Kyle: that's called being grief dropper you can't just say that so randomly bro..

by TyLopGuy July 11, 2022

retail girlfriend

Someone who you have a transactional and friendly relationship with who you would love to date but probably never will.

Sam loved visiting the coffee shop not only for their delicious dark roast but the cute barrista, Lori, who seemed to genuinly be interested in his life. For now she was just a retail girlfriend.

by beebix123 December 2, 2013

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014

Redshirt Girlfriend

The woman on the sideline ready to jump in the sheets during the week that your wife or girlfriend is on the rag. Similar to a Sancha or the other woman.

Man my girl's ragging again. Time to hit up the Redshirt girlfriend.

by HOLEEFUKS November 17, 2015

lunchtime girlfriend

The chick you often have lunch with at school. And nope, she's not into you. She just happens to be stuck in the same class as you do.

Barney: I have like 5 lunchtime girlfriends.
Kim: Wtf? Are they blind?
Barney: No they have the same ENG101 as me and the class is off at 12:30. I tried asking them out on weekends, they just told me to f*** off.

by frigiddd September 30, 2016