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Greg

To greg is to judge or rate something.
Man, you gotta stop greg-ing everyone
by anonymous January 14, 2023
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Greg Brown

That’s Greg Brown that
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Greg


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This is Greg
I love Greg
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg with a gun

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This is Greg. He has a gun
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Greg on a tank

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This is Greg. He's on a tank
by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023
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Greg with his friend



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This is Greg's friend
I love Greg with his friend
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Tío Greg

A sexual power move that occurs when you have ass-blasting Mexican food and then fuck a fat ugly chick while taking a shit in a public handicapped stall. As you finish, you scream "THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME TÍO GREG!" while you simultaneously ejaculate and empty your bowels. Name for Governor Greg "Hot Wheels" Abbott, who has a homely-looking niece who calls her "Tío Greg" in a laughable campaign ad.
Dave: Dude, did you hook with with that fat bitch last night?
Jim: Yeah, we ate a bunch of Taco Bell and then she let me Tío Greg her in the restroom!
Dave: Holy shit!
by ChudBullzer October 10, 2025
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