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Gooning

Someone who masturbate, girl or boy, to someone picture/video.
Boy : Who you let me gooning your instagram profil?

Girl : Yes
by Woowooy November 6, 2025
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Gooning

The act of mixing (at minimum) two different types of pastas.
"Becky mixed Spaghetti noodles with Penne pasta to spice up her food! that is so weird!"
"Shut up Sandra, she is just gooning. It is a hip new way to cook italian style food!"
by femmenyn April 17, 2024
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Gooning

Spacing out, staring at nothing, or just totally zoning. Usually when you’re bored, tired, or your brain just decides to take a mini vacation. Nothing gross or weird, just funny or random.
"I totally missed what she said, I was gooning the whole time."
by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025
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Bermudian Flicker Gooning

Bermudian Flicker Gooning is a method of flicker gooning where you goon directly into a fan, doing it so much that the wind pressure combined with the volume of semen/squirt juices creates a hurricane, representing the Bermuda Triangle.
"Hey bro, did you try out Bermudian Flicker Gooning yet? Everyone's doing it!"
by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024
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Goon Slap

When a nigga slap yo face as he cum while cumming so hard that it covers you so completely that it can turn a nigg into stay puff marshmallow man. Frequently done to a nigga named jay when he goes to bed too early.
Jay wake up (vigorous goon slap noises)
by Goon slap March 21, 2024
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Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.
"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"
by HaGoon April 1, 2023
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gooning

(1) why I wish I was a man. I’ll give both definitions but the male one is what I heard from my friends so it may not be accurate.
Female gooning: Lay on a bed (how I’ve done it always) on your back (back is best experience) If you have no bed sheet, I’d recommend doing this with pants or underwear on from experience. Then, don’t instantly start rubbing your clit, touch yourself like shoulder wise and relax for best experience. Then after you are relaxed, slowly move your hand to your clit. I usually use index finger, but whatever makes you feel more better. Start rubbing your clit different directions SLOWLY. After a while, you can increase the pace. Then, start pumping your fingers in slowly. I have never ejected in my life so this is all I know.

Male: again, if you don’t have replaceable bedsheets keep your pants on. My friend just says he straight up goes for it so just put your hand/s in your pants and start jerking it. Also stroke it and shit like that idfk. After a while you should cum. I wish I was a male :(

(2) A person hired to do stuff. All I can think of are the mafioso (dream game) or mafioso’s goons (forsaken) XD
Female: after seeing my partner, I was feeling a little wet. It was close to the end of the day so that was great. Just got done with reading, now it’s math time. I was starting to feel even more wet. I asked to go to the bathroom. Luckily, the teacher said yes. So, I got up and went to the bathroom. I was basically soaking wet now. I went into a stall quickly and took off my pants and underwear. Oh shit my scissors fell out! Hopefully no one saw that! Anyways, I started rubbing myself because I was too wet to calm myself. I accidentally moaned loudly. There were other girls in that bathroom. This was 5th grade but I was growing 6 years ahead of my age so I would’ve been 16. I was embarrassed because 4TH GRADERS were in there. I continued anyways because I was feeling GREAT. Some people were laughing. I don’t think I have ever been so deep into gooning that I have ejected in my entire life. I was about to eject, but I forgot I had 2 minutes. It has been 3 minutes. So I stop and lick my fingers clean. I walk out of the bathroom and go back to math like nothing happened. 5th graders are too innocent anyways.

Male: I saw some people that looked hot or shit like that and I instantly went to the bathroom because I was hard and it was (probably) noticeable. I got into a stall and I pulled off my pants. My cock felt the fresh air. I started relaxing myself because I was not in a rush. I started stroking myself shortly after. It felt so good. After a while, I ejected. I was relived.
by #1 Two time gooner October 8, 2025
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