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Moon Gooning

Originated from the natives, Moon Gooning is a "positive vibe only" ritual done under the moonlight while gooning around a burning stump. The usual attire consists of: a fitted skirt, an elk’s skull as a headdress and the person must be drenched only by a licensed Elk’s blood.

(Avoid having an unlicensed buffalo in your vehicle for it might ruin the whole ritual. If unfortunate enough, please carry a bottle of Elk's blood to throw at the eyes of the nearest police officer.)
"Me and Isaac Bridgewater are gonna go skin an elk and go moon gooning tonight"
- TheDoo
by SunGooner December 6, 2023
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Never Goon

The faction mainly led by the minions on a mission to eradicate those damn gooners. They are usually seen possessing firearms and are ready to do anything to achieve their goal is their mission to stop people from gooning.People are either choosing to side with them or with the gooning smurfs.
Person 1:Haha now that i'm all alone in my room i'm going to start gooning
*Knock**Knock*
Person 1:Who is there?
Unknown voices: The goon police
Person 1:Oh shit fuck they are here the never goon army is at my doorstep
Goon police: surrender know or face the consequences
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Full Body Gooning

Engaging in sexual intercourse with someone. Gooning with two players instead of one.
My girlfriend and I got a little crazy after wine night, went home and started Full Body Gooning.
by PolarHQ June 26, 2025
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Crab Ran Goon Sauce

Crab Ran Goon Sauce - when you eat out a female after taking her out to dinner for a seafood boil and her discharge tastes like fish
“Took that bitch to the Red Lobster and she let me guzzle down her Crab Ran Goon Sauce
by Milf Destroyer 420 August 7, 2024
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gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
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Moon Gooning

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
"Hey! You wanna go Moon Gooning?"
"Hell yeah! That shit is so fun!"
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
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Quadchin Goons

Old Pensioner with 4 chins and a muffin top
That old Quadchin Goons can use her chins as a scarf
by VileGay September 23, 2023
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