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gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister
by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011
mugGet the gooch astronautmug.

Silly Gooch

A silly gooch Is a next level silly goose. Examples of silly gooches are Pimp Daddy Tyler, The Mr Zenvix YT, HongeyWongey, Smol Gabe, Uthmaan, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson and our pretty pretty princess Joshua. If you find a silly gooch you should report it to the po-po ASAP or you may catch the silly gooch disease. A.K.A Sgooch-19
Him: "AHHH STAY AWAY FROM HIM HE'S A CONFIRMED SILLY GOOCH!!"
Her: "AHHHH I DIDNT KNOW, QUICK GRAB YOUR FACE MASKS!!!"
by ROUNDCHILD October 16, 2020
mugGet the Silly Goochmug.

gooch oclock

It is gooch oclock
by Slaerx June 18, 2024
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gooch sodomy

I don’t fuckin know, Walker wont tell me.
Ex. If you don’t stop reading about gooch grease, you’re gonna learn about gooch sodomy
by SpaghettiHorse69 June 4, 2023
mugGet the gooch sodomymug.

Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.
Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.
by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024
mugGet the Rancid Gooch Boxmug.

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt
Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.
by Madam Battle January 28, 2023
mugGet the Fruit goochmug.

Drive-thru Gooch

The point in a fast food drive-thru between the window you pay at and the window where you pick your food up
Drive-thru Gooch:
Your on the phone with your friend and they ask where you are? “I’m in the McDonalds Drive-thru sitting at the gooch point waiting to get my bag of fat
by Vagabond Wolf September 21, 2022
mugGet the Drive-thru Goochmug.

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