Absolute fucking walnut 

An insult that is used if someone is stupider than a fucking dumbass

In what world is a fish a kind of parrot, you absolute fucking walnut

Absolute fucking walnut by yaboi_doop October 29, 2018

Are you fucking braindead dude? 

When a goose thinks he is ultimately right even above all others including 1A-1 himself.

Josh: Do you want to help the community or yourself?
Shiv: Are you fucking braindead dude? Myself
Val: CHOCOLATE!!!!

Are you fucking braindead dude? by GOOSESTEP9000 November 16, 2018

I am so fucking bored 

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

I am so fucking bored by Soooooo fucking bored August 14, 2011

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections 

When you look at something SO sexually stimulating that you would piss/cum out of your own dick from it

You start to feel in and it is rock hard and extra veiny

Oh my fucking God I have the erecty-est erection of all fucking erections

Erecty-est Erection of all fucking erections by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck October 10, 2021

Are you fucking serious? 

when someone does or says something so stupid and unbelievable that you just can't think of a better answer

Man: *buys 3 toilet paper*
Cashier: "Alright, that will be 45$"
Man: "Are you fucking serious?"

Are you fucking serious? by ThunderTheFurry October 25, 2020

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.

OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

crazy ass mother fucking bitch by ETON SOUPE February 4, 2015

absolute fucking walnut 

What someone is when they fuck up in a stupendously amazing fashion or are just incredibly stupid in general. Must be used with the following inflection:
"You're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

-After Dave finished his explanation why whites and blacks are different species-
"Dave, you're an absolute FUCKing walnut!"

absolute fucking walnut by Larry Machuto May 26, 2018