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Barack's first name

An unsolvable riddle that puzzled leading scientists and inventors for millions of years equivalent to the Obamas last name conundrum. Scientists have officially labeled it a "tough nut to crack"
Person 1: "Do you know what Barack's first name is?"
Person 2:" w h a t?"
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first chance dance

An Orono High School dance. Guys are grinding on girls , people are getting high in the back , and everyone is vaping in the middle !
I got {high as fuck} at first chance dance last night
by ORONOFUCKDADDY April 22, 2018
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first born syndrome

When in The Sims 2 where you have a kid, exit the game and the next time you have another kid it's the EXACT SAME AS THE FIRST CHILD besides gender....sometimes.

this is all because the game has a selection of faces a kid gets from 1 - 6 and its in that order, no randomisation, overtime you close the game it resets back to 1.
Lets say here that idk Don Lothario and Cassandra Goth start having babies
Don: Hey Timmy!
Cassandra: Bro, thats Jimmy....
Don: THEY HAVE THE SAME FACE, ITS FIRST BORN SYNDROME DANGIT
*Tommy now starts running around*
Don: LOOK, TOMMY LOOKS DIFFERENT TO THE OTHERS BCS THE GAME WASNT CLOSED
by Jalwaysawake June 29, 2021
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First time crazy

The sorta crazy you go when it's your first time at a club or at a school dance and u just go all out and dance and do crazy crap like you don't care
Oh she was first time crazy when she was twerking on the speaker

They were just first time crazy when they joined the grind train
by $noop$h October 8, 2013
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First Buzz Syndrome

When someone drinks for the first time and have enough to get buzzed, then won't shut the fuck up.
Person 1: Why was Phil saying so much random, weird, out of pocket, and cringey shit last night?

Person 2: It was his first time drinking. He had first buzz syndrome
by bilthebuket January 18, 2023
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Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.
Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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Love at First Sight

He/She is immediately simple like quantum physics. Will manifest physically by an immediate loss of breath followed by brighter eyesight.
Person 1: Have you ever had Love at First Sight?
Person 2: Ya, dude, she made time stop.
by RyanFNation September 30, 2018
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