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Fortnite 

A highly contagious disease that is spread through a game where 9 year olds get into massive trouble for playing past their bed time of 7pm.

Causes: playing fortnite every day

Symptoms: toxicity, raging, gayness, may lead to the player losing friends or girlfriends, can lead to another disease called ligma.

Prevention: abortion
I see a kid, hes a bot, I'm ramping up *intense, loud keyboard sounds* hes 1hp I'm downed. How you bot your trash at fortnite how didn't you kill him 1v1 me I'll smash you.
Fortnite by Matty135749 August 11, 2020
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Fortnite 

A game many toxic 7-year-olds use to master the art of their Mommy’s Credit Card. Often they end up getting addicted and making small-dick-energy statements that Fortnite is better than games such as Grand Theft Auto 5 (2013, 2015, 2021) and Call of Duty (1999-present, annual releases)
Players of Fortnite are referred to as Fortnite Kids or Toxic 7 Year Olds
Fortnite by RenTheHen August 17, 2020

Fortnite 

A popular battle royale shooting game aged 12+ that my friends won’t STOP BLOODY ASKING TO PLAY WITH ME.
Friend: wanna play FoRtNiTe?
Me: I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I WANNA GODDAMN PLAY
Fortnite by Lololololollolol September 2, 2020

Fortnite 

A trash ass game that has 8-13 year olds playing this shitty game
fortnite kid: HeY FoRtNiTe Is BeTtEr

Everyone else: stfu Gaynite kid
Fortnite by Mypoopisgood September 2, 2020

Fortnite 

Girl: Do you play fortnite?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Fuck you, stay a virgin!
*Girl leaves*

Fortnite 

Another word of cancer. Is a good way to die.
Person 1: I started playing fortnite today
Person 2: *presses F*
Fortnite by FortniteSUUUUUUUUCKZ September 5, 2020

Fortnite 

Did you see fortnite so fucking shit right?
Fortnite by David Korman September 7, 2020