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Kitty Elephant

Kitty Elephant is a hilarious game you play with a cat and a sock, you simply place the sock tightly around the cat's head and watch it smash into stuff and do funny seizure like dances while it tries to remove the covering from it's head.
Best results while intoxicated, and remember the more high strung the cat the better.
"I'm bored, lets play Kitty Elephant!"
*places dirty sock on cats head*
*watches cat shit itself trying to remove sock*
"Man! That cat is going crazy trying to get the sock off his head!"
by Kyle Greene March 21, 2005
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Elephant Kiss

Creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh and then blowing. This action results in a tickling sensation for the recipient of the elephant kiss and the production of a flatus sound. At times this sound may resemble the roar from an African Bush Elephant.

Commonly the elephant kiss is applied to someone's belly, although all bodily locations will produce beneficial results.
Brian enjoyed giving his girls elephant kisses. These elephant kisses had a ridiculously high rate of success for inducing laughter resulting directly from the tickling sensations... not to mention they just sounded funny.
by Vinca's Lover October 27, 2009
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Elephanting

A very fun and hilarious thing to do. Need muchos maracas to do it.
How To Do Elephanting

1st Stage

Boy to girl: Hey gorgeous want to see my elephant?

Girl: What? ... yeah okay then.

2nd Stage And Final Stage

Boy pulls pockets out of his jeans unzips jeans and pulls his cock out!! Hey presto you have the Elephant.
by Mac2010 January 27, 2010
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Cage the elephant

1. To have your asshole stuffed by cock and balls.

2. To stick your entire cock and balls inside someone’s asshole.
Ex.1 How was your date with Brad last night?

“The usual…dinner…movie…then pulled the ol’ cage the elephant

Ex.2 “How was that morbidly obese, amputee, half mongoloid, yeast infected whore from the bar last night?”

“Great. I made her cage my elephant. But I probably have crabs now.”
by fromanjacks April 15, 2009
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elephant ears

Slang for large male testicles in the context of a large shaft.
I draped my elephant ears on each side of her forehead while she sucked me off upside down on the bed.
by truth2010 April 3, 2010
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Elephant Turd

To go immensely insane, preferably within a night club
"We stomp through like an elephant herd/ And we don't go ape shit we go elephant turd. That's my word" -Big Wax
by SSBMMasta August 21, 2010
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elephantface

The face that Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown of death and cocaine morphs into at the very beginning of a cocaine rush. That is, the face of an elephant.
The famed Elephantface may be viewed by searching for "Dr Rockso Trades Jet Fuel for Cocaine! - Dr Rockso" on Youtube.com
by Alcofrybas July 30, 2011
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