Eight Second Rodeo

~noun; A term used when an individual purposefully finds a sexual partner whom he/or she doesn't know; during intercourse the individual lies and whispers into the unknown partners ear, "I forgot to tell you, I have AIDS" The object is to stay on top for eight seconds without being "bucked" off.

"I met a girl at a bar last night and gave her the Eight Second Rodeo, she kicked me in the nuts so hard I flew back at least two feet... I didn't even make it two seconds, man."

First guy, "Dude, I'm in trouble. I hooked up with a girl last night and she told me she had AIDS while we were having sexual intercourse and then wouldn't get off of me."

Second guy, "You're okay man, she just gave you the Eight Second Rodeo."

by Oil Field Trash October 28, 2006

Eiffel Towered

In a 2 male, 1 female threesome, the female is giving fellatio to one gentleman while taking it doggy-style from the other, and then the men high five over top of her, creating an overall figure resembling a 2D eiffel tower.

Brooke let Damon and Mike do an Eiffel Tower on her.

She was Eiffel Towered, and then her boyfriend found out on Pornhub.

by Harmless Mostly November 13, 2019

ich bin ein

I am a... (in German)

Ich bin ein bikini-inschpektor

by donth October 27, 2003

Billie eillish

A girl that was born on her birthday

Billie eillish: I was born on my birthday

Her fans: oh that's so sad

by Anupa_Mcnuggetz October 22, 2019

eight ball

1/8 ounce of Cocaine or Methamphetimine

by Chuck L September 5, 2003

Yuki Eiri

Seriously hot lead character in hit 1990s homoerotic (yaoi) Japanese anime and manga series "Gravitation" written by Murakami Maki. In the series, Yuki Eiri is Japan's leading romance novelist. He's in his early 20s, and a frickin' sexy blonde adonis who's in a committed relationship with male Shindou Shuichi, lead singer of teen J-Pop band Bad Luck.

Girls back off, Yuki Eiri is gay.

by kuchiki_rukia October 20, 2005

Eighty

Lifespan, derived from an often-cited average of years. Sometimes used in irony by soldiers or other individuals who do not expect to die of natural causes.

"Before I've had my eighty I'll own a red mustang"

"At the end of my eighty I'll return to the dirt"

by Shoyebi March 26, 2010