blue deuce

When you take a crap in a porta potty and you get spashed with the nasty blue sanitary fluid.

Fred must have dropped a blue deuce at the Johnny-on-the-Spot. Look at his pants.

by LVinWC September 20, 2011

Deuce Juice

Runny feces.

"We gotta get people to stop Jackson Pollocking their Deuce Juice all over the office toilets."

by JakeRocket December 9, 2008

the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007

Deuce Defy

More polished way to refer to your second shit of the day. As the shits increase, the phrase follows in suit...trois defy, quad defy, cinq defy, etc...

Heavens, if i continue eating this Kashi I'll have a deuce defy.

by Antoine December 13, 2004

deuce bombin

to take a fat poop.

Person 1: "What are you doing"
Person 2: "I'm on the john deuce bombin"
Person 1: "Thats Chill"

by xBLOONKILLAx December 28, 2007

druecilla

when a female makes a peiord stain on you

while she was sitting on my lap in the house.she got up to go to the bathroom.i look down and notice that she druecilla all over my leg.

by james bibbo January 10, 2008

douce cookie

A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.

Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.

I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.

If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.

Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.

by dr blood pickle November 19, 2010