Dan Daum

why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished

Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time

by BLACKBALLS3D March 03, 2022

Dan Cavasin

Dan Cavasin is this super duper fun person like super duper muper choper looper gooper

Holy Dan Cavasin is just so funny monny golly jolly nolly

by GIYOUNGYI February 08, 2022

Dan F

A chirimoya visionary with the strongest trapezius you've ever seen, capable of producing enough heat to sustain a green house without the sun.

G1: Did you see Dan F grinding at the gym?
G2: I did! you can't miss that back.

by chirimoyalover September 12, 2019

Dan-Lee

A confused but determined male.

Dan-Lee is so confused. Is he Dan or is he Lee?

by Misschievus March 13, 2018

Slutty Dan

A guy who makes the gayest jokes around other men. Very Socially Akward

Dude Matt was such a Slutty Dan Today.

by Dan Vera December 08, 2014

Dan Mead

A cocktail composed of Natural Light and honey.

Hey did you have some of the Dan Mead? Yeah, it was shit, it's just natty light and honey...

by Nickel Reich November 12, 2017

dan sasquatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.

by bucketkilla October 26, 2006