dan sasquatch

A hairy lifeform from the south who supports canadians in every way possible. has been known to complain of being tired and go to bed early. Sometimes can be seen with an alien and a guido. VERY RARE speciman...

Guy 1: Did you just see that thing pass out under a tree?
Guy 2: Yeah, it must have been the elusive Dan sasquatch.

Man, i need to shave my pubes, im turing into a real dan sasquatch.

by bucketkilla November 9, 2008

Docking dan

When 2 men put there privates head to head and high five and scream docking dan bro!

Paul and pete are docking dan tonight wanna drink a bud light and watch!

by 8116 March 15, 2017

Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.

There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...

by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020

dan mellor

a young man born with only one testicle

dan mellor only has one ball haha

by josh downes March 21, 2022

Dan and Shay

Used in place of bad words and when you get super excited. Instead of “Damn, Gina”, it’s “Dan and Shay!” Or “Yo bro look what I just picked up!” “Dan and Shay that’s nice!”

One bro jumped in the pool over granpappys head and the other bro yelled “Dan and Shay that was cool!!”

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015