exotic cow dancer

exotic cow dancers are usually named Kimberly and they seduce your cows, she will make more cows with your cows, and she usually looks like a cow in her cow stripper costume.

"Mommy, Mommy! Can we have an exotic cow dancer for my birthday party?"

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 14, 2023

Dulcie the famous tap dancer

Dulcie is a sweet sweet sexual individual. She likes ponies and lollipops and walking in fields in daylight. She enjoys phone sex but only on wednesdays at 8. She can do magical things with her tongue. She eats eyeballs for lunch, electrical cords for dinner, and never eats breakfast, unless she has a hangover.

some person : hey, you know that dulcie the famous tap dancer?!
you: sure ! she's the cat's meow ! damn.

by tapdancinghoemuncher July 31, 2009

Danger Dave

A ginger who has proven his ability in every aspect of danger. Usually has a strange addiction to souls and will jump over a fiery pit of hell sharks to get them.

that Dave is so dangerous, that Dave is so Dangerous, that Dave is a bad Dave. I've seen his type before, and he is Danger Dave.

by Bread Master November 12, 2013

stilt dancer

Stilt walkers that can boogie on down like no other.

God damn shelly look at those stilt dancers rock out with their cocks out.

by atom smasher August 13, 2005

dangerous sex

having extremely sketchy sex

dangerous sex includes

butt sex with a bear
head from an shark
eye contact with chuck norris
tits from a tiger

etc.

by calogero normandy February 19, 2011

schlong dancer

Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.

Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

Danger

More than dang.

As used in scrabble...
Person 1 : You can't use dang, it's not a real word.
Person 2 : Yes it is. It's in the dictionary....see!
Person 1 : Ok then.

(next round)
Person 1: Oh hell no, I let you get away with dang, but not danger...you can't be more than dang!
Person 2: Just look it up.

(reads the definition)
Person 1: Well shit.

by otherdustin September 14, 2010