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Crystal's Luke

Luke is a guy, usually a red head who is obsessed with one girl and one girl only. (Crystal) So basically, a simp. He overuses the word cool but really loves whoever he likes. (Crystal) He trusts whoever he likes, (Crystal,) and has nothing to hide. Also, he goes to girl he likes best friend (Ava) and tells her on a daily how cool Crystal is cause he's a simp. Also, all Ava is used for is to express his love for her. (Crystal.) Also he apparently is very excited to get his license.
Yo Ava, who is he?

Oh Crystal's Luke, he's this guy who is a simp for Crystal and thinks she's VERY cool.
by avadabest1 November 26, 2021
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crystal-dildo

Girl with emotional problems caused by masturbation after-effects
She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
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crystal hefner

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014
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virgil and crystal

Means to kiddos being weirdos, and killin' there friends for no reason on roblox
Yooo, did u see Virgil and crystal killin' cassie?
by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019
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Polishing the crystal ball

When rubbing the clit. Usually in a polishing circular motion.
“Ya she told me to act like I was polishing the crystal ball, worked wonders!”
by totalvirgin June 8, 2022
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Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.
Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!
by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021
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