When your getting a blow job and your sexual partner blows meth down your shaft, and you stay hard for 3 days.
by Urhighnezz February 17, 2023
Get the Crystal picklemug. Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
Get the crystal mythmug. A name for rare beautiful gem. She acts tough on the outside
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
by Alwayslovetugfriend2004 March 22, 2024
Get the Crystal Wynnmug. Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
Get the Crystalmug. by Bob _ the_builder December 15, 2021
Get the Crystal girlmug. She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
Get the crystal-dildomug. The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck
by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022
Get the Lava Crystalmug.