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la coochie caca

that mysterious being that fucks J'Den in the ass
J'den: dude la coochie caca fucked me in the ass

Possum Coochie 

It’s the middle of winter. Your boyfriend is out of town. You haven’t shaved in 4 weeks. You just got off of your period. You’re about to take the first shower of the week. This is Possum Coochie. Describes smell, appearance, and attitude of one’s coochie
Ever since Brad has been gone my Possum Coochie has gotten so bad

I just started my period and I’m not ready for the Possum Coochie I’m about to have

Cave Coochie 

The area around the female reproductive organ that is: unkempt, overgrown, and generally not well taken care of.

Similar to that belonging to a cavewoman.
Guy#1: I went home with this girl last night and she wanted me to go down on her, but she had that cave coochie, so I left.

Guy#2: That’s nasty
Cave Coochie by junglebug1010 October 25, 2020

floor coochie 

A person with a dry pussy, typically found on the floor.
"AYO you smell like floor coochie!"
floor coochie by SaxyWoman January 10, 2021

Crab Coochie 

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.
Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it.

Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.
Crab Coochie by Roger's Not Here January 2, 2023

Damn her coochie loud 

Its when her coochie is so loud and it claps like crazy, trust you definitely dont want to smash if her parents are in the other room
Damn her coochie louddddddddd