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basic bitch bun

(n.) -when a basic-ass bitch puts her hair up in a nappy-ass bun, and usually tweets about it with 10-15 hashtagged phrases, such as: #lazy #stillcutetho #starbucks #pumpkinspicelatteyum #comfy #bunnedout #uggs #sweatpants
Has anyone coined the term "basic bitch bun"? No? Let's go do it right now.

Loot at that basic bitch bun walking outta Starbucks right now with her Pumpkin Spice Latte. I bet she's tweeting about it right now.
by Djardis September 24, 2014
mugGet the basic bitch bunmug.

Sloppy Joe Buns

Little bit of poop stuck in the butt crack. You know when it's there, itchy and uncomfortable.
That man has horrible Sloppy Joe Buns.
I had SJB for hours today.
by Sexytime4you June 2, 2016
mugGet the Sloppy Joe Bunsmug.

Federal bun buster

A gray hair church lady talk about she was sexually assaulted 40 angry cats Mexican construction workers I couldn't see them but they were so hairy
by Kingofdick April 21, 2020
mugGet the Federal bun bustermug.

Can I bun?

Can I have sex with you?
This is a form of asking consent to have sex
“Hey, can I bun?”
This is equal to asking “ hey, can I have sex with you”
by Canibun June 26, 2018
mugGet the Can I bun?mug.

Lack of Bun Support

when youre eating a burger or sandwich and by the end of it there is too little bun to support the contents of that sandwich
Roy Halladay had a lack of bun support as he was finishing his burger.
by ChadBroChill83 November 10, 2011
mugGet the Lack of Bun Supportmug.

aunt bessie bun

pube style hair that hasnt been washed for 5 years or brushed for 12 and has now been put in a bun that resembles a yorkshire pudding. a person who has an aunt bessie does not appreciate nice shampoo
girl1: eww how bad is her aunt bessie bun today!

girl2: i no! like when was the last time she washed her hair?
mugGet the aunt bessie bunmug.

21 bun salute

When 21 rabbits all line up and salute as part of a peaceful protest against war or violence or gun culture.
As part of a powerful demonstration against America’s love of automatic weapons, right in the heart of Washington DC, there was a dramatic 21 bun salute as the President’s motorcade passed by.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019
mugGet the 21 bun salutemug.

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