Booger

A slimy gooey and squishy fungi that traps dust, and mucus that enters the nose or the eyes. Different sightings may be gray, neon green, forest green, brown or even red! They also can be sweet or salty!

My brother picked thi boogers from his nose and he ate it and it was salty.

by anonymous December 13, 2021

booger light

One of many faggot ass government drones up in tha sky.

Hey man, check out that booger light.

by Fuck hell man April 1, 2019

Pussy booger

When you leave a booger in a vagina to see if she’s for the streets. If it’s gone the next time you have sex she gets around

example 1: I left a pussy booger in my gf it wasn’t there the next time we fucked. Turns out she’s been fucking her cousin

Example 2: My one night stand had a pussy booger in her. Shit got on my dick.

by Legendaryshopbesties December 9, 2021

nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

Green Bay booger churn

The act where a woman lactates on a man’s penis then picks her nose and his and puts the boogers inside the man’s penis before sucking it to the point of carpet burns

Matt: She Green Bay booger churned me!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 3, 2025

Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

Rice Booger

When you're gobbling down rice, choke, cough, and a grain of rice gets blown up through your sinuses and has to be blown out the nose. Can be somewhat uncomfortable and can cause a sinus infection if not removed.

Dude, that fried rice was awesome until I coughed and got a rice booger!

by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018