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Chinese Buffet

While having intercourse with your partner, you tell your parter that you will not fornicate unless you can put a spring roll up her. If she agrees, you take a large spring roll (not duck; preferably vegetable) and put it all inside her, pulling out the bean sprouts (one at a time).
Mandy wanted to have sex with Kevin, but he would not let her without having a Chinese Buffet first.

While Barry enjoyed the buffet, the bean sprouts were somewhat off-putting.
by Neville544444 April 23, 2009
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BFFE

Always by ur side...there to help you cry...taking you by the hand and always understands...always in your way but that is A-OK...Friends are there for you but not always...and half the time your just being stupid...But BFFE will always be there for you even through the fights...SOMEONE YOU PARTY WITH!
by Kari W July 18, 2008
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bbfflitwww

Acronym for 'bestest best friend for life in the whole wide world'.
I'd do anything for her. She's my bbfflitwww.
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buffet bang

The process of having sex with a girl while ontop of a mound of food. Usually includes hot buffet items, ie: Waffles, syrup, strawberrys, and that pudding that isnt pudding but it says it is...usually found at shoneys.
damn that girl is covered in food...she must o had a buffet bang.
by buffet monster March 23, 2008
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boffee

the most amazing and fantastic girl in the whole world. amazing at minecraft btw ;)
"i love boffee, she's so hot"
by smishee June 19, 2022
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Bust My Balls Buffer

Someone who is willing to be a bufffer between two people busting each other's balls and or driving eachother insane. The BMBB is typically a child(over 18) or grandchild(over 18) willing to step in and “say separate corners people!”
“Don we need to have Rachel come be the Bust My Balls Buffer! This is just getting to crazy! “
by Ariel PlusSure December 4, 2017
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Buffed

to be watching a video and have it begin buffering half way through, especially if the video is being show for a large public presentation
"You got buffed!" or "That presenter got buffed half way through his video about africa, so the assembly took twice as long."
by MOON-E July 7, 2009
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