Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017

Slamming bagels

A Chinese bagel restaurant made to sell bagels and tea.

Hello want to go to slamming bagels?

by Ji jo November 30, 2019

Explosive Bagel

When someone has diarrhea while getting a rim job

Sharon was giving Mark a rim job and he gave her an explosive bagel

by endmysuffering July 30, 2016

Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”

“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*

by jbongo September 12, 2025

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.

She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.

by RVRGUY September 1, 2022