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Andre

Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.

If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
"Hey is that Andre"
"Yeah stay away or it might start bitching at you"
by The guy that says hi November 16, 2023
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Andres

A really great friend who likes, accepts and appreciates you for who you really are, no matter what. He always checks up on you, is interested in getting to know you more than he thinks. Andres is also a hot sexy motherfucker; a guy that all the girls in high school want to date, though he may not be interested. But in the end, he's a great guy, who is caring , compassionate, loving, kind and gentle, and you are lucky if you have him as a friend.
Girl : I just talked to that new guy over there. He's really nice, and he's super hot!
Guy: Oh yeah, I've talked to him too. His name is Andres.
Girl: Really? Boy, was I lucky to meet him.
by BrunoMars2411 July 12, 2018
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Andre

An Andre is always number 1 at Spicy Uno. He will charm you with his mouth full of metal, and his understandable financial advise. You will always find him posting on social media trying to be something he is not…and makes unforgettable TikToks.
Can you believe Andre? He beat me again at Spicy Uno….
by Chewch777 November 23, 2021
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Andre

He’s a Andre”
by XTk127 November 21, 2021
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Andre

Andre is a man who will most definitely catch your eye. It could be in a dark club full of people, but somehow you can't stop looking at only him. His vibrant energy is so contagious and radiates for miles. He's the kind of guy that you'd think only existed in books written by women. His uniqueness is rare but once you're in his life, you're in for the long haul. Though being in it for life might sound scary, he makes it easy. He's a person of depth and he's not someone you get bored of. Despite his fuckboy looks, he's actually a bundle of husband material with a great sense of humor and a great dick.
"If I were to give any more men a shot, it would have to be an Andre"
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
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Andre

Andre is the most trustworthy friend that a person can have. He is often a friend that stands out in a crowd, and will use his sese of humor to perpetuate a positive vibe or energy. His core purpose is to make sure others feel loved and appreciated.

Andre is the antonym of “everybody hates Chris.” You will almost never meet a person that doesn’t love Andre.

Common words or expressions of Andre:
Zayum, he/she belongs to the streets, Wildin’ bro
This guy is like too perfect, is he even real?
-yeah, that’s andre

Andre is an excellent chef.
by art_by_paddy1$:)^%** November 25, 2021
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