I’m not sure if her scratching my feet got me off or the handjob. Either way that was the best Tough acting Tajacken ever.
by UpwiththeJones February 22, 2021

person 1: "hey, are you writing your history essay?"
somebody named neha: "no, sorry, i have to watch dr romantic forever because of the neha act"
somebody named neha: "no, sorry, i have to watch dr romantic forever because of the neha act"
by the epitome of beauty #2 March 1, 2020

Under strict legitimate international law one has the right to defecate in the pillowcase of all and any persons that, without a warrant, screenshot ones content, whether the content was privately or publicly shared
Person 1“Hey, do you have a warrant for that screenshot?”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
Person 2: “no?”
Person 1: “Under Act #34 of the international screenshot protection rights I’m allowed to shit in your pillowcase”
by ThiccGrandDad September 21, 2019

The ability to commit suicide under certain stipulations that requires you to have a will and a power of attorney to handle all things for you for six months and if you don’t commit suicide in that time you have the ability to regain your right to decision making over your own matters in most states this is called assisted suicide
by Statesrights March 15, 2021

When Joshua Escobar velez Martinez is high and doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about so he becomes retarded and writes bullshit
by Your moms nipple March 25, 2017

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020
