hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT

"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."

by Ry___ May 23, 2006

Car mackerel

A car mackerel is a whole mackerel that you've brought (preferably from your local fish monger) that remains in situ in your car. Said mackerel is used to slap pedestrians from the window of your moving car.

I saw this local homeless man as I was driving and gave him a slap with the car mackerel.

by Bad boy poo August 21, 2019

Car Boogers

The frozen slush crud that accumulates in wheel wells of cars during winter. Looks disgusting as snot and some people will try to kick it loose only to hurt their big toe.

Hey Jim , You got some nasty car boogers there. Maybe the car wash will get them off.

by G.Horus Alltree February 6, 2019

Devil Car

A car that is unnaturally fast for its age and specification's. Usually JDM cars and old Muscle cars. They sometimes have the tendency to get in multiple accidents.

James: I saw a Devil Car last night.

Mike: What?! No way! Those don't exist. They're just urban myths!

James: I'm telling you! It was too fast to be a normal car! It shot past me like a bullet! it had to be going over 200 mph!

by Kranes of Kekistan June 28, 2018

Car-douchian

Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car

What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.

by Sizzomer Whizzite August 28, 2009

Traffic Car

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

by itzt August 10, 2019

Bumper cars

When you’re fucking a male to female trans from the back and the balls are smacking together

You’re looking pretty sexy, wanna play some bumper cars?

by peepeeannihalator March 15, 2021