Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.

My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.

by Gar Grim March 15, 2023

pipe appointment

Booty call.

“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Pipe Club

A sort of battle-cry you shout while doing a difficult parkour, or trying to get from one end to another in a video game

PIPE CLUB!!!

B: Mark are you okay?
M: pipe club...

by 69Lapis December 3, 2022

The Golden Pipe

An ABSOLUTELY MAAAAARVELOUS INSTRUMENT of POWER and GENEROSITY! AFFIXED TO THE ONE TRUE LORD OF HORROR LAND!

HEEELLLLLLOOOOOOOO!!! I HAVE COMETH TO DELIVER THE GOLDEN PIPE. THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDENNNNNNNNNN PIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE!!!! MMMMAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRVVVVVEEELLLLOUS!!!!!

by The Golden Pipe October 1, 2023

Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.

I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.

by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020

Shaming the Pipe

Talking dirty to your penis while beating it like it owes you money.

My boss caught be "shaming the Pipe" in the bathroom. I called it a "Thorin Dickenshield, the adventurous dwarf"

by ZaphoddZero March 17, 2021

blow the pipe

euphamism for a blow job

Mighty fine
Shawty really blow the pipe (that's true)
Like a pro

by ThatSingerOneOhTwo July 27, 2022