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Premasturbated murder

In law school, you learn this is murder 1 where the defendant knowingly planned the attack and jacked they penis off good to the thought of dead bodies and blood and guts
Joey got a conviction for premasturbated murder. He killed a dead body and ate its cock and jacked off to it
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.
Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.
by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023
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Murdered in the face

Use this word when you have a concern for your safety
I don't want to be murdered in the face while visiting Tacoma Wa

Someone might murder me in the face, while I am in Seattle Wa
by jrwwoollff August 23, 2019
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Murder is bad

by Twitch33457 December 27, 2023
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Murder police

Homecide Detective
I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police
by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016
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hulu and murder

When netflix isnt working so your forced to watch hulu & hulu doesn't make you want to get it, it makes you want to murder someone. Therefore its hulu & murder.
Michael: Netflix aint working gurl lets hulu and murder.

You: I like the sound of that (:
by Alexia(s) March 22, 2016
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Murder Miners

Classic XBox 360 indie title and ported to PC, developped by JForce. Murder Miners is a first person shooter game with destroyable environment. The game also offers a map creation mode. People can also compare Murder Miners to a mixture of Halo and Minecraft.
Playin' Murder Miners on my PC, getting everyone onto VC, whoopin' yo' ass on parkour, Murder Miners League I'm hardcore.
by FyterX October 26, 2019
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