Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016

Bade Log

People who don't reply to your reels

aree tum toh bade log ho

by justaweirdgal September 8, 2023

Linkin Log

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit and your partner comes and starts riding your dick, she then crosses her legs and shits at the same time

Bro #1: Bro I just tried the Linkin Log with your girl, it totally rocked!

Bro #2: No way bro I’ll have to try that now!

by Johnny Bathrooms September 25, 2020

log toss

to break off dating a guy that is a douche

I gave him the log toss last week after I caught him in a lie!

by auntiereese August 13, 2014

Kids on a Log

A food item created by ejaculating onto a stalk of celery and placing raisins atop the semen. Celery with the Forbidden Ranch, if you will.

Lil Freddy at lunch-

“Damn I got Kids on a Log for the third time this week!”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Yule Log

When you take a shit inside a condom, freeze it then proceed to use it as a Dildo.

Pass me that Yule Log David, I fancy butt chugging that sucka.

by Eitis July 8, 2020

bed log

Usually a new man who sexually keeps a woman warm in bed.

Denice finally found her a new bed log

by 515thebayou February 21, 2018