cherry pirate

A man who steals young girls virginities.

the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.

by evan..................... June 17, 2012

Crippled Pirate

A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!

She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.

by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013

pirate bobbb

A robot made by reman in 2019, people love him for some reason, friends with everyone in his discord chat except pain who wants to fuck him

your my idol pirate bobbb - sponix
why - pirate bobbb
Idk - sponix

by Pirate bobbb May 22, 2020

Wall pirate

Someone who reposts continually on facebook such that it fills your wall or dominates the posts on your wall.

I wish Alyssa would stop reposting all those stories on Facebook most of what's on my wall is from her, she is becoming a wall pirate.

by kudachip February 26, 2017

pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018

Pirate-Eyed

The condition of only being able to use one eye to obtain any kind of visual clarity, the other being shut. Can be brought on by excessive alcohol, opiate, or benzodiazepine use.

<drunk guy a> ugh god man i'm so pirate-eyed i ain't see shit, this whole place looks flat *trips over something*
<benzo'd guy a> i really would like to read this book but this is inconvenient
<opiate'd guy a> ..........

by DavidTheRave June 23, 2015

tit pirate

a person who sails the concrete oceans in search of booty and boobies.

a sneaky grab of the breast.

man grabs boob. her reply "You fucking tit pirate!"

by Captain G. Rab InStabbin April 14, 2014