Flappy Bird

The bodyless child of Jackie Stallone and an ostrich. Flappy Bird is a shitty downgrade of an at least bearable helicopter game created over a decade ago. Instead of flying a helicopter in a stable gliding motion through a tunnel, you are a paraplegic bird which can only flap its wings once at a time to fly. To make it worse instead of avoiding a small block you have just a tiny space to fit through between pipes. Helicopter Game was an inconvenience. However the half blind deformity with a monkeys ass on its face will make you want to kill a puppy if not yourself. Deplorable excuse of a remake.

Ben: Where the hell is Taran?
Jess: He's playing flappy bird.
Ben: that poser game again?!?!
Jess: He doesnt' care anymore, he's obsessed with it.
Ben: Come outside you wankfuck!
Taran: Shu'up ye mong, aye ulmost bee' ma hiyy scirrr.
Ben: ffs....

2 days later

Taran: eye wan' ti siwecyde miselvf :(
Ben: what a fucking surprise.

by motherfingtheresa March 13, 2014

NOGZY BIRD

Full of agro. Have large heads. Pronounce Kirsp Kremes wrong. Fall in puddles. Reckon they're hard but pass-out like goats.

Eh lad, that bird is pure agro. Her feet are always wet and she has krispy tits.

I know lad, she's a Nogzy bird

by DietCokeMan June 5, 2021

Joel Bird

A girl who is blonde and wears Loads of make up and has massive tits due to be a chub

Proper Joel Bird you

by RobbieFuckingP January 11, 2020

slut bird

It is a bird that spends everynight in a different nest. Pronounced (Sloot Bird)

Hey u see that slut bird?

Yeah it is never alone...

by squirlls1 November 5, 2012

Bird Legs

When a person has legs so thin, that the thighs are as thin as their shins, so resemble the legs on birds.

Her legs are so thin they look like he legs on a stork or other bird legs.

by PPowell October 30, 2014

Adventure Birding

To spit the semen from random strangers into a loved ones mouth. Similar to how baby birds get fed by their mothers, only using semen instead of worms.

Dan was excited to meet random dudes in Belize so he could experience adventure birding for the first time.

by rickabone June 28, 2021

Head Bird

A man who pecks at asshole like a bird. He also enjoys nesting inside multiple women at once.

"Yo Eric, did you see Shawn going at that girl like a head bird?"

by Dr. Kinkster lover February 3, 2017