When a tweaker comes over to your house for an extended period of time and decides to steal from you so they collect the items that they want to take and stash them out of sight but easily accessible and near the door they plan on exiting from. Very much like a squirrel does with the nuts it collects.
Meghan fluffed the pillows on the couch and found Clint's latest squirrel stash underneath them.
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
"i cant find my eyeliner," said Leslie.
"jen must have squirrel stashed it on you. ill help you look. come on." Meghan replied
by DaMamaNasty May 9, 2022

🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey".
It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
It's when you fist bump your unicorn's crotch, to show appreciation for their existence!
I gave her the nutty-squirrel 🐿️, A.K.A. "The magic donkey" as I proceeded to tap her patch.
I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
I'll give her the nutty-squirrel in lieu of the temptations!
by Mathew Aphasia November 10, 2021

Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!
dude2: mskdefhdb
Dude1: yeah, i know.
dude2: mskdefhdb
Dude1: yeah, i know.
by Doc Hydramine February 26, 2011

by rainingnuggets September 16, 2023

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!
by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019

When you are in the middle of talking about one thing and then mid-sentence you throw in something that has nothing to do with what you are talking about because it popped into your head! That's a side squirrel. It can also be a random thought that has nothing to do with what you just finished talking about.
Babe, I think we should meet for happy hour after work SIDE SQUIRREL what did Megan say about our neighbors yesterday?
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
Let's make spaghetti for dinner. We have pasta, Italian Sausage, sauce and damn that volcano in Iceland is spewing lava. (That's a side squirrel)
by MorningChew June 6, 2021
