London

A dick, fuckboy and a player. He cheats on every girlfriend he has. He doesn't respect woman. He has a lot of acne and anger issues. He is a bad kisser with a very small dick. He is bad at flirting and takes ugly selfies. If you're dating a guy who's name is London, dump him. He is a piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be happy. He is very desperate and is not a good hugger.

"My boyfriend cheated on me!"
"Omg what a London!"

by pizzarhut April 6, 2019

London People

people who always carry knifes or daggers on them, this is coming from a person whos in the UK themselves

i like London People

by MEWHENTHEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH October 27, 2025

London

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London is a very Handsome young man. He can talk and be a savage but makes sure he gets his work done in school. He is really smart but if u be nice to him he will be nice to u. He is a very good friend and he will always stick up for his friends. he has blonde hair brown eyes. He also may get mad at his friends but everytime u talk to him u will always have a smile on your face.
Have u ever seen London at your school
by London November 19, 2023

London is a very nice guy

by I wrote under the name of Jade November 19, 2023

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

London fog

When you tang somebody after you dip the dick and balls in milk.

I London fogged her twice!!

by XHennessyx May 1, 2023

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

mr london

A very wealthy cockney gentleman sometimes referred to as Mr Landan, a close relation of Dr Evil.

mr london Well fuck me geezer er cums mr fackin landan init , hes fackin minted inee.....Cant

by Khimler December 22, 2016