by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011
Get the tear jobmug. When a girl has a piercing with the circumference that is equivalent to the width of a males genitalia on her cheek (either one or both sides) and then proceeds to give sloppy toppy through the cheek hole
by Blue taki September 18, 2020
Get the Kabob jobmug. Technical term used by new parents denoting the auspicious finding of a banana-like terd in the diaper of their infant. Much favored over its antonym, the "Splat."
by Lemongelo Jackson May 1, 2009
Get the peel jobmug. by applejackss July 3, 2010
Get the Wanky Jobmug. by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021
Get the Steve Jobmug. The act of another man licking another mans ear; either with the intention to define sexual orientation or with the intention to become friends
by Erin.mls February 29, 2020
Get the scottish jobmug. An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013
Get the JOB-ITISmug.